How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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