Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
