I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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