therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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