he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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