You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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