wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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