they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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