they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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