I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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