my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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