Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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