don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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