You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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