Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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