If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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