Non-Jews are for practice
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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