Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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