we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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