I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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