69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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