He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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