quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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