Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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