Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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