Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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