You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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