Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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