i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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