he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
