Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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