she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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