lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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