Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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