just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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