Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
operation harelip BJ is a go
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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