My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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