He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Randomize
