But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
two words...techno handjob
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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