Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
