Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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