That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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