Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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