So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
tell me about the fingering
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