Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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