Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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