and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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