Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
