Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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