everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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