Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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